Update: Remember how I disgraced myself to all of China by not
knowing the difference between dragons and lions? (Sorry again China.)
Well, now I can redeem myself. Dragons resemble mean green Slinkys
while lions jingle and bat their great big furry eyes and are so adorable
that I secretly want one as a pet even though they're just puppets. Now if
you happen to come across one in the wild you will know too!
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